I noticed a big advertisement today in the Wall Street Journal for Covidien, the medical device company recently spun off from its former Tyco Healthcare identity.
I think it was good to separate Covidien from Tyco (which had a number of unrelated businesses under its umbrella), and the name Covidien, if not all that inspired and memorable, is at least acceptable. After all, it is a difficult challenge these days coming up with new names.
But the logo and tagline left me snoozing. Covidien has just joined the Branding Zzzzzzzz list
I believe there is a virtue in simplicity, when it comes to logo design. But this treatment is tired. Yet another uninspired takeoff on the medical Red Cross look. Yawwwwwnnn. A company in the pharmaceutical training space that I know quite well, MedSN, did something similar a while back. At least they used a few colors. The Covidien treatment, with a few variations of blue, looks like it never got beyond a Powerpoint storyboard. Let’s take a few blue shades of magic marker to a Swiss flag.
And the tagline, Positive Results for Life, is yet another retread from the pharma/healthcare/biotech bargain bin. Some of the most uninspired and insipid taglines have been adopted by our industry, all vaguely promising health/life/goodness in a way that is utterly non-differentiating. I’m reminded of a phrase from A Christmas Carol, where young Ebenezer Scrooge gives a response that is “terribly safe.” That’s what these taglines are. With an emphasis on both words.
I don’t yet know who came up with this logo. Maybe, after I finish this post, I’ll look it up. But let’s take a flight of fancy here, and imagine we’re in the boardroom, as the agency gives its explanation/rationalization for this look:
“The background field of blue represents the universal desire for long life and health, tapping into the singular global aspirations that a healthcare provider such as Covidien will be a premier provider of positive results toward that end. Since the earth is mostly water, and water represents life, we encased the logo in the uplifting presence of a sea of calming ocean blue. Of course, the medical cross symbol is recognized across the universe as a positive and aspirational symbol of well-being, and now it is softened and yet heightened by being re-stylized in enriching shades of health-inducing cerulean, leading the thoughts and feelings of the onlooking world to pleasant deliberations of the intersection of medical devices and ongoing health. The merging of life-giving blue palettization, the subtly blatant medical undercurrent, and modern encapsulations of individual aspirations will create the inevitable conclusion that Covidien creates positive results for life.”
And now, rewind a day into the design studio as the logo and tagline are being feverishly finished off for the next day’s presentation:
“Did you whip that thing up in Powerpoint?”
“Yeah…took me about an hour and a half. I billed 45 days of creative time for the team, however.”
“Looks like a couple of colorized Band-Aids to me.”
“Ain’t life grand? I came up with that this morning while fixing a shaving nick.”
“And did you pump something out of that funky ObviousTaglines.com website?”
“Oh, yeah – it was great! I just told it ‘healthcare’, selected a couple standard keywords, and out came ‘Positive Results for Life’. It’s a beautiful thing. And, I now have 10 others we can use for our next client. Anyone want ‘Your Health is our Life’s Work’? How about ‘Because a Healthy Life is our One Purpose’? Or ‘Your Life is our Promise’? I got this stuff down!”
All right, I made all that up. I’m sure a bit more effort went into this. But I wonder…how much did this branding cost? And why is it so…undistinguished?