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Steve Jobs and Apple announce launch of new iPadRx, a “touch-screen prescription pad for consumers” allowing instant 99-cent drug downloads from the iPharma store.
FDA will now simply “friend” new drugs on Facebook as part of “Operation Reset” (*see below).
Google releases new TortSearch utility for lawyers, allowing secret and complete 3-hour search of any corporate databases with advanced filtering algorithms that detect every incriminating word, act, or intent. Ten of the Top 15 pharmaceutical companies immediately declare pre-emptive bankruptcy.
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*HUGE turn-around in Washington, DC – FDA Hits Reset Button, Approves Everything.
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