Impactiviti Daily April First, 2010

Note: Impactiviti Daily will return on Tuesday, April 6th, after a long weekend.

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TODAY’S NEWS

Steve Jobs and Apple announce launch of new iPadRx, a “touch-screen prescription pad for consumers” allowing instant 99-cent drug downloads from the iPharma store.

FDA will now simply “friend” new drugs on Facebook as part of “Operation Reset” (*see below).

Google releases new TortSearch utility for lawyers, allowing secret and complete 3-hour search of any corporate databases with advanced filtering algorithms that detect every incriminating word, act, or intent. Ten of the Top 15 pharmaceutical companies immediately declare pre-emptive bankruptcy.

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PLUS

*HUGE turn-around in Washington, DC – FDA Hits Reset Button, Approves Everything.

JUST FOR FUN

Starbucks introduces two nice sizes, just in time for spring!

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