It’s Friday afternoon, and I’m punchy. So…
There’s a lot of whining and moaning in the press about how drug companies influence physicians. Perhaps we can make the whole problem go away by borrowing from the Al Gore playbook, and allow doctor to purchase “influence offsets.” If they get a pen, or a dinner, or samples, they can simply make a donation and become “influence neutral”!
The “sacred doctor-patient relationship” will finally be restored!
Perhaps I’ll get an e-commerce site set up over the weekend…
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